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touch-up

Touch up: to hit or punch someone in a fight.
I had to give that guy a touch-up because he ran his mouth.
by i am me me i am November 15, 2013
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Ticonderoga Two-Touch

(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.
Mike enjoys the Old Kennedy Cock Punch, but I myself prefer the Ticonderoga Two-Touch.
by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011
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pepe touch

When a opposing person gently rubs the tip of your pepe snout.This should make you go crazy.
I cant believe that prude girl gave me a pepe touch.My pepe snout must be sexy!
by genital love August 7, 2011
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barber's touch

when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.
Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!
by deeeeo July 11, 2011
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touch yourself

What you do at night
Peter: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Teacher: Because you touch yourself at night!
by puddingking April 12, 2004
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over the pant peen touch

To reach for male genitalia during deep make out sessions. Preformed mostly by horny sexless waitresses.
Ms. Sextoast fully did an Over the pant peen touch last night while we watched Free Willy in her basement. I almost skeeted all over her tent card yo.
by Phillissss July 19, 2007
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purple touch

A game that allows the players to touch each other anywhere as long as they do not have a particular hand sign(crossing of the fingers).
bob: mary you wanna join purple touch

mary: lol sure.
bob: gotch ya! now am gonna feel that pu**y:)
mary: ok you got me
by qwertyuioplkjhgfdazcvbnm September 14, 2016
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