Toaster

An object, while plugged in, is perfect for the safety of a child, while it is in the bathtub.

Baby *crying*

Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in

Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*

by fedora_the_explorer May 8, 2021

toaster pan

When both single people have no intentions of taking things further but like the attention. A pluralized state of “breadcrumbing”.

“She’s breadcrumbing you bro. She never has anything to say other than “hello” and can’t make a date without bailing...”

“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention”

by Wordsmyth87 June 6, 2021

Drive-by Toaster Strudel

Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.

"Yo I just gave that bitch Karen a drive-by toaster strudel!"

by Loaft June 9, 2018

toaster boat

Just a toaster boat

"Fuck you, ya toaster boat!"

by BashTheGhxst69 May 20, 2022

Toaster Mage

Lazy communist person who loves pies and is suicidal to those who know him very well. He loves hacking random games and getting D-'s on report card thing. He does not have a Toaster either...o.o

Toaster Mage: My friend thinks you should draw another one.

Toaster Mage: in communist red

Toaster Mage: o.o

by Marth person who befriended toasty January 19, 2005

Toaster

Many teenagers that question their gender, whether they feel female, male, non-binary or any of the other terms.

Today I'm not feeling Male or Female. Today I identify as a Toaster.

by Toaster 22 December 14, 2022

French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020