Turtle Shuffle

When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.

Dude I had to crap so bad I was doing the turtle shuffle to the bathroom.

by Maple Backwoods September 14, 2011

Massachusetts Shuffle

A similar maneuver to the Jersey Slide, where a car moves from the far left lane to the exit in one swift motion, except while using a turn signal

Look at this Masshole pulling a Massachusetts Shuffle! He nearly cut me off!

by PeachOfPaper August 10, 2019

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!

by fuckdaops September 07, 2020

The Cuban Shuffle

The action of shuffling cars around in a driveway or elsewhere to get the one car that is stuck in front out. Usually takes two or more people.

<scene> guys chilling early friday night with some beers>>>

Cory: Yo I got to leave
Sam: Dude... its still early and mikes blocking you in.
Cory: Hey mike i need you to help me do the cuban shuffle so i can go.
Mike: pussssss

by samanthagrace August 04, 2012

Chinese shuffle

A man, with pants around his ankles, and a fabulous erection, being led by his member to the bedroom.

Always remember Marty's Chinese shuffle. He shook it around.

by NotMe1984 October 28, 2015

uncomfortable shuffle

When a female is try to take her bra in the middle of a group of people without being noticed.

I was wondering why my date was doing the uncomfortable shuffle in the middle of the bar until she threw her bra at my face.

by OpusX June 11, 2023

Seabag Shuffle

To carry ones belongings in a seabag from barracks room to barracks room in a seabag.

Hey man I made that Seabag Shuffle we had to change barracks rooms after my roommate had bedbugs.

by Jimmy403 June 06, 2019