Captain Steamer

The process of making stool in a cup and heating it in the microwave and pouring it upon someone

Dude i totally Captain Steamer ed her last night

by blaizacake February 28, 2012

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Cornville steamer

The act of squatting over a toilet, shitting, taking a picture and sending it to a loved one.

Roy: what did you do last night?
Lorne: sent my girlfriend a Cornville steamer, she was so happy about the level of trust between us.

by Silent rick November 15, 2022

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Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009

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When you're taking a hot shower and you fart, causing all the steam from the hot shower to basck you in your own bodily stench.

Dude, I was totally taking a shower and I gave myself a Dutch Steamer

by Boatdock2018 October 25, 2018

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When you have sex with a girl on her period while in a sauna.

Yeah, it was snowing at the lodge, so we stayed inside and I gave her a raspberry steamer.

by JukeBoxBandit February 06, 2020

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When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him during a sexual act

Termed by the famous u/P4intsplatter

Im so nervous about asking my sister to conduct the ‘ok Lannister Steamer on my while my girl runs out.

by SteelCityHands June 16, 2022

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Name of a gourmet steamed hotdog at Nate's in Calgary. Kinda like a Michigan but with fried onions.

by calgaryboy February 09, 2013

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