sausage cutlass

A penis.

"My wife loves a go at the ol' sausage cutlass!"

by BelievinSteven October 14, 2013

Tight sausage

A long thick sausage shoved in a pair of tights ; or can also be described as a man with a boner wearing tights

Person 1: do you see that dude over there
Person 2: yea he has a tight sausage

by WHATTHEFUUUUUCCCCKKKK April 18, 2017

Sausage Link

Pretty much a conga line of butt-sex that occur during orgies. More often than not forms into a complete circle so that everyone is being penetrated while also penetrating. If the participants cannot maintain a good and steady rhythm then the link often breaks resulting in much frustration. Only applies to gay men as strap-ons are never colloquially referred to as "sausages" therefore negating women of any sexuality from this specific definition.

1. I got home last night to find my roommate orchestrating a sausage link in our living room.
2. My friend's girlfriend went back to the party to grab her bottle of gin, only to discover that a sausage link had formed upon her initial departure.

by MaverickAMO September 8, 2016

Peppered Sausage

a big ol shlong covered in poo from their partners anus

"Oh man, when I laid that hooker last night I got myself a peppered sausage."

by UncleHitleR March 29, 2015

Sausage Taco

When a man lays his pecker in a woman's pussy so that his balls are on her Taint and his Firehat is on her Joy Button. Then he grabs her lips and stretches them around the shaft of his pecker like a taco shell.

James' mom & I made sausage tacos last Friday. They were HOT!

by Chuck D. Bones June 2, 2013

Sausage Hut

The office or workspace of an individual with sausage fingers. The sausage hut is usually filled with diplomas on the wall. This individual quite often loses paperwork due to his sausage finger defect, which makes it difficult for him to handle paperwork.

I'm going to the Sausage Hut to speak to sausage fingers about the paperwork he can't find. It probably fell out of his sausage fingers when he wasn't paying attention.

by wordword May 24, 2008

Sausage aisle

A woman's favourite isle in the supermarket, where a variety of sausages can be found of all shapes and sizes.

Hey girl, Mike took me up the sausage aisle last night, and wow was the sausage good, girthiest sausage I've ever put in my mouth fr

by Truth to be told inevitably July 31, 2016