ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.

I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.

by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022

cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022

Springwood Ranch

A sexual act involving an erection, ranch seasoning, and fellatio.

Joe: You look happy Matt. What's got you in such a good mood?

Matt: Sarah and tried The Springwood Ranch last night. I had no idea she liked ranch so much.

by chaoticpoetry November 5, 2022

ranch cup

When someone has had sex with so many people and they’re basically addicted to it.
Example: SANTANA

Santana is back at it again being a ranch cup

by Jalid September 25, 2020

Ranch

Extremely Based

"You're Ranch..."

by Gavin- November 1, 2021

Dirty Ranch

something you should have but definitely don’t

I’ll just grab this dirty ranch

by OnlineFactsMan January 14, 2022

Cool Ranch

Cool Ranch is the smegma underneath a man’s foreskin of his penis.

A popular term in the southwestern part of PA

Rick: Dude, she licked the cool ranch off my dick!
Kyle: Bro.. that’s disgusting.

by Callumsbabymom22 December 5, 2025