Derping

To cough and be scared at the same time. Changed from the previous definition as no one uses this word anymore. Term Coined by Callmekevin 2.61 sub youtuber.

I was derping all night because of my asthma, and the man in my window that seemed to be Jim Pickens.

by CMK Community December 3, 2020

Derp

Something you say when your friends or people around you say something so stupid that it's hard to think of why they said that

Person 1: Dude did you know that ice cream has to stay cold.

Person 2: (sighs) Derp

by TheOnlyNate December 31, 2016

Ultimate Derp

A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.

Watch out! Ultimate Derp is jerking off again! BOOM!

by TheOnlyWasp April 17, 2018

Derpe

A gay dude

Aka Peder which means Gay in Serbian

AHAHAHAH he's derpe

by Mocking.Bird July 31, 2018

Derping

A term used for someone who is scared and coughing

“This Halloween a trick or treater scared me and I couldn’t stop derping”

by IamASadWeirdMan December 3, 2020

Derp

Da best person thing in the whole wide world.

I’m a derp because ur stupid and I’m better than u

by POTATO_DERP June 5, 2021

Derp

when something retarded but you can’t say that anymore so it’s derpy

“That’s derpy”
“your a derp”

by imaderp456 June 25, 2022