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Cactus Rat

I hate living in the desert! Damn cactus rats keep eating my cats!
by Buddha Claus October 29, 2022
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Sand on a cactus

A phrase used to describe how drunk you feel when you've done something wrong.
"I feel like sand on a cactus this morning" roughly translates to "I feel like a rough prick."
by GodfreyYerfdog May 11, 2023
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Cactus

When something is really bad or disturbing. Is a derogatory term used to show disapproval.
Jim is going outn with Sarah on Saturday. Thats cactus!
by laurakii October 1, 2010
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cactus kerfucktis

Australian expression dressed up to sound Latin denoting something that is broken. Also shortened to 'cactus'.
"Why don't we watch something on the telly (TV)?"
"We can't because it's cactus kerfucktis"
by OzzieHank December 1, 2016
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Cactus

You may think it’s a watermelon but it’s really a cactus
Do you want to see my cactus?
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cactus

girl one: yea it’s a cactus
girl two: what?

girl one: it’s perfect!
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Cactus

A word used to express old men trying to be trendsetters but failing. The lesser version of the word Danky.
That flan is so Cactus. Tank and Preacher wishes their Cactus was Danky!
by sir-danksalot July 31, 2018
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