barn blew up

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.

“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.

by barnboy April 24, 2023

Barn

A word used to replace any noun, verb, curse, or adjective with the word Barn.

What the barn?
That's totally barn wild
Sorry I took so long bro, I was barning

We smoked to much barn dust last night

I'm so barned out from that dab

by Cisco Fresco September 2, 2023

milky barn

A barn that is covered in milk. What, were you expecting some definition of a type of porn?

Girl 1: I saw a milky barn yesterday.
Girl 2: Really?

Girl 1: Yeah.

by Tonylamb May 19, 2018

barn basher

When a car has an exhaust, say at the track, and when they hold high revs it sounds like 'bang, bang, bang." Slow, loud chugs og the exhaust before blowing off the line.

dat vdub had a crazy barn basher exaust

by pokaroo December 20, 2006

Barned

Barn/Barned/Barning
Trade jargon; noun (present tense); noun(past tense); verb(active);
The presence of damage, or the act of damaging the working edge of a tool, leaving a gap.
i.e. using a knife to cut through a soft material embedded with a harder material (cardboard with staples, drywall with screws) might barn your blade.

"Stupid green horn barned my snips. Can't cut for shit anymore."
"Damnit, there's a huge barn in my blade now."
"This board is all barned out on the factory edge, let's use it for strips."
"The apprentice is over there barning out your snips on some hanger wire."

by Gyprock Gypsy October 8, 2021

bucky barnes

handsome guy

a: ever heard of bucky barnes?
b: yes he’s so handsome

by seungsungluvr September 18, 2023

Barn Door Is Open

A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).

“Hey Jimmy your barn door is open!”

by CreamyDreamSupreme April 30, 2023