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money whip

the one and only certain way to secure the attention, and, in turn, the services of a bitch in vegas

the act of removing your cash load from your left front pocket so the stripper/hooker/casino fly next to you will catch just enough of a glimpse to cause a small amount of blood to rush into her vagina thus jump starting the process which culminates 15 minutes later with standing up rooftop hotel sex
Rathe: Oh shit, Campo's reaching for his loot. He's gonna money whip that bitch.

Rocky: Is that teen spirit that I smell?
by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009
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Walnut Whip

When you want to masturbate but for some reason you are unable to so you just have a little play or "whip".

Your girlfriend may be next door or you may need to leave the house in the next 5 minutes.
Alright mate, have you had a wank today?

No, but I've had a couple of walnut whips.
by tomtomabdiwali September 21, 2014
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the hair whip

A sex act, in which the female straddles the male and proceeds to quickly move her head in a circular motion, making her hair "whip" accross her partner(s) face.
See kinky
rita is so kinky, she loves to do the hair whip.
by mac rob June 11, 2006
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pussy whipped

when ur girlfriend is the penis of the relationship.
if she says jump, u ask how high?
by orangechicken October 9, 2004
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Cell Whipped

A person that is addicted to their cell phone checking it compulsively multiple times every hour or every minute - even more urgently when the phone boops or blips a notification.
Fred is so cell whipped...he can't go more than a minute without checking his phone.
by Cereal Killer cK May 5, 2022
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tard whip

The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.

Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*
by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019
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Back of the whip

"Fucking this model in the back of the whip"
by dozink April 25, 2023
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