Vag dust

While laying down and your girlfriend/fiancé/wife sits on your lap and she’s talking sweetly about random shit, you then proceed to express gas from your anus, dusting her vagina. Vag dust

Girl: “blah, blah, blah”
Guy/girl: (farts) oooh, you got vag dusted. Lol
Girl: 💩

by Balzyguy27 January 11, 2020

Vag taxi

Vag taxi is the transport on earth not only do you get to be inside a vag with your legs dangling out, the vag taxi will take you anywhere on its wheels. it can fit up to 10 people but you can order the private one if your feelings naughty.

Person#1:Omg get Vag taxi
Person#2: Omg I should it smells great

by iwatchusleepyourmum March 8, 2022

Lord Vag

A monstrous vagina. Often after a particularly violent birth.

Mrs. Dugger had thirteen vaginal childbirths. What a Lord Vag

by LeonB September 5, 2009

Vag batter

The crispy off-cuts that collect in the mouth when performing cunnilingus on an unclean female.

Dave, i was going down on this bird last night and she had some major vag batter!

by The Earl of Wisesex January 9, 2011

free vagging

Akin to going commando, but for females.

Stacy didn't feel like wearing underwear, she was free vagging a bit.

by Martymar76 November 16, 2016

Vag Puff

In which you queef.

I totally just vag puffed.

by Quifabeth&Madicunt March 20, 2017

Vag Baggin

When a male inserts his scrotum into the female vagina and bones the shit out of her.

Tom: Dude, what did you do last night?
Steve: I was so vag baggin your cousin for hours and hours and hours.
Tom: Nice

by CousinFucker64 August 26, 2010