Turtle Shuffle

When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.

Dude I had to crap so bad I was doing the turtle shuffle to the bathroom.

by Maple Backwoods September 14, 2011

Massachusetts Shuffle

A similar maneuver to the Jersey Slide, where a car moves from the far left lane to the exit in one swift motion, except while using a turn signal

Look at this Masshole pulling a Massachusetts Shuffle! He nearly cut me off!

by PeachOfPaper August 10, 2019

The Cuban Shuffle

The action of shuffling cars around in a driveway or elsewhere to get the one car that is stuck in front out. Usually takes two or more people.

<scene> guys chilling early friday night with some beers>>>

Cory: Yo I got to leave
Sam: Dude... its still early and mikes blocking you in.
Cory: Hey mike i need you to help me do the cuban shuffle so i can go.
Mike: pussssss

by samanthagrace August 04, 2012

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!

by fuckdaops September 07, 2020

Chinese shuffle

A man, with pants around his ankles, and a fabulous erection, being led by his member to the bedroom.

Always remember Marty's Chinese shuffle. He shook it around.

by NotMe1984 October 28, 2015

sis shuffle

the sis shuffle is what you do during the add/drop period. when a class is coming up, you drop it on the sis (student information services) website and add another class that met yesterday, prolonging the beginning-of-semester itis.

"are you coming to math?"
"fuck that, sis shuffle"

by fat mels May 09, 2010

Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.

Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.

by Chriscape April 16, 2020