crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Pecker head

Any person in the world named Kendra.

Hey look at kendra over there, she’s being a pecker head

by Digenbalz February 25, 2025

keep your pecker up

UK
Old-fashioned informal for trying to stay happy when things are difficult:

US/CA
US and Canadian slang a vulgar slang word for penis.

UK
Keep your pecker up, old chap. Things will work out in the end.

US
You're an idiot. Probably got a small pecker too.

by esoul January 3, 2024

pecker tweet

A tweet that includes images of a penis.

Anthony Weiner sure got in trouble over that pecker tweet.

by W. T. Effman December 8, 2011

tree-pecker

(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.

Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.

by swagchampsonthree March 27, 2016

black and decker pecker wrecker

a person who is blamed for the breakup of a marriage or family, especially due to having engaged in an affair with one member or many members of the family

carlos was a black and decker pecker wrecker who cheated with both susan and robert.

by stopcheatingcarlos November 4, 2017

Pillow Pecker

A pillow Pecker is someone who fucks their pillow

I can't believe Josh is a pillow pecker

by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 30, 2023