The act of dipping you index finger into some mustard then proceeding to finger blast someone while yelling "SURPRISE" from behind
by Poodery February 16, 2025
A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.
by alecwind July 19, 2021
by Kag5799 December 08, 2015
by Doritoman44 May 29, 2024
A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.
by Sally H. December 28, 2022
by Hrrry February 04, 2022
When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.
by tonysuave August 16, 2010