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Look it’s jordan the simp!
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In the female case a Jordan is very hot and is most likely to get an std before she turns 18. Biggest ho around. Her pussy pops more than an old mans knee with arthritis.
Do u know Jordan? - U mean that really hot girl?
by Friend of a Jordan January 7, 2019
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Jordan is a young loving man with a humongous horse dick!
Jordan is hot and sexy!
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by Sunflare7 July 23, 2018
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(Female) Jordan is a total snake, She will pretend to be kind but once you get to know her she’s a bitchy, lying, hoe. Jordan’s always have peoples names in their mouths, they can’t keep quiet about anyone. She also looks like a spider with her skinny little legs.
Girl: ew a spider!!
Boy: lol that’s just Jordan
by KatySnow2010 February 10, 2018
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An extremely annoying, angry and obsessive person. Hates to be told he’s wrong and thinks the world is against him. Has a huge nose and often likes fake black music (e.g childish gamdini). Usually has one comeback, that being shit up and gets upset about almost everything. Often falls in love with a girl and then becomes obsessed. Don’t break a Jordan’s heart, you’ll never hear the end of it...
by Mow-Lester October 31, 2019
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Jordan is a cute, athletic girl. Is very outgoing and funny. When you hear her laugh, it just makes your day. She is very smart, but stubborn. She has lots of friends because she is good at being social and nice to people. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. She also hates it when she hurts other people in any way. Jordan is someone that you would really want as a friend.
“I need a Jordan in my life.”

“I think everyone needs a Jordan.”❤️
by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018
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