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jordan

jordan is the sweetest girl you could ever meet, as soon as you met her you knew how good of a friend she will be. jordan has a beautiful sense of humour and can take a joke very well. jordan is a gorgeous girl, once you have met a jordan, hold on to her. jordan is the overall package of what a perfect girl friend would be. she always puts her friends before her, be careful if you do have a jordan, she wears her heart on her sleeve and is easily heart broken, she dreams so big and often is disappointed. hold on to a jordan, she could be the best person you ever meet
bill: what’s her name, she’s so nice!!
hank: that’s jordan, she’s mine don’t take her!
by farmerjessie December 8, 2018
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Jordan

annoying
rude
stinks of shit
small
wont leave you alone no matter what you do.
probably gay
that guy fucking stinks. yeah must be a Jordan.
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Jordan

Jordan is a boy who can never be defeated in stuff like basketball,football,swimming and gaming etc.....Jordan is always the one who gets the most hot chick in school or other places
OMG.....here Jordan is , come on guys lets get outta here or else our girlfriends will get taken away by him
by The on who wrote this September 18, 2017
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Jordan

Tall and very handsome dont put his trust in no nigga always chasing money and bout a check with a big dick.
(Jordan)
by All about money January 8, 2017
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Jordan

The most antisocial boy you will ever meet. He doesn’t leave his bed room all he does is plays games!
Person 1: Yo do you know a jordan
Person 2: no who’s that
Person 1: exactly he doesn’t come out of his bedroom
by what’s up niggaaaaaaa September 11, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan - An annoying short kid who will desperately deprive himself of jokes in hopes someone will laugh, which they rarely do. Also insanely obsessed with video games, and will usually have an expensive PC. And of course, was a hardcore Minecraft gamer at some point in their lives.
Guy 1: "Hey, you know that Jordan kid over ther-"
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."
by Largeboi21 November 2, 2018
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Jordan

A very huge and lazy person, Jordan typically comes to work and watches everyone else work. He tends to be a funny guy, but doesn’t like to do anything but eat.
Man..... that boy Jordan is lazy
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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