Skip to main content

Floppy Fish

a dance that you do on the floor where it looks like you're having a seizure. It's basically the worm on your side, but without jumping up and down.
Man 1: Hey do you know how to do the Floppy Fish?
Man 2: No, can you show me?
Man 1: Ok
Man 2: It looks like you're having a seizure
by urmumizgae December 6, 2018
mugGet the Floppy Fishmug.

Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
by jakah February 26, 2020
mugGet the Floppy-Hammermug.

Floppy Cocker

When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around
Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school
by Dazzledust January 14, 2023
mugGet the Floppy Cockermug.

big floppy mams

Big ginormous breastes. Large mammeries that flip and flop around if not supported. Often hang to the belly button with age.
Hey, look at Pam Anderson’s big floppy mams. I think its About time for another trip to the plastic surgeon.
by MP Vet September 4, 2020
mugGet the big floppy mamsmug.

floppy dinosaur

when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.
Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.
by Scoot the Boot April 19, 2016
mugGet the floppy dinosaurmug.

The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!
"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"
by Oscar felangie October 5, 2016
mugGet the The floppy orangutanmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>My Dicks Is FLoppy ANd That Is It, ANgel JOse RObles<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>My Dicks Is FLoppy ANd That Is It, ANgel JOse RObles<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>My Dicks Is FLoppy ANd That Is It, ANgel JOse RObles<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Share this definition