Bonjokial Elephants

The yellow elephants indigeonous to the south of france only. During sexual stimulation they release a delecasy known as cranmjaculation. they have become increasingly rare since the year 2001.

1. Mommy, lets go to the zoo and see some Bonjokial Elephants.

by Distinguished Ewok July 07, 2004

Elephant Whistle

A sexual act when a man is flaccid and his girl comes up in between his legs from behind, placing his balls on her face, she blows very hard on the back of his penis causing it to fly up like an elephant's trunk. His taint creates a channel of air and causes a whistling sound when the girl blows.

I had such bad whiskey dick after the bars that I had to ask my girlfriend for an elephant whistle before I plowed her like the hog she is.

Dude, I just got out of the shower and was standing naked in my bathroom when out of nowhere my girl comes up behind me and gives me and elephant whistle.

I thought I heard someone torturing animals next door but it turns out it was just my roommate getting an elephant whistle.

by slipperymick July 12, 2016

elephant cheese

just a word you say when you aren't funny but you constantly try to be and you cant think of a joke so you just say elephant cheese

Man 1: hey whats the deal with airline food
Man 2: elephant cheese

by Biginches October 19, 2021

Undercover Elephant

Otherwise ordinary looking fellow, who possesses a trouser snake of Ron Jeremy-like proportions.

"What's with the guy you were with last night, he seemed so dull?"
"On the outside, sure, but he's a real undercover elephant"

by BobTrollop May 11, 2007

Elephant buddy

a form of guy love between two heterosexual males in which one participant does not realize that he is involved;  i.e., an unreciprocated one-sided bromance

Todd thought that there was a real bromance brewing between Ken & himself, but was really upset when he figured out he was just an elephant buddy.

by Old Grumpy December 20, 2012

Nellie the Elephant

To Bombay

A travelling circus came

They brought an intelegent elephant

and Nellie was her name

One dark night

she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran

to Hindustan and was never seen again

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

Night by night she danced to the circus band

When Nellie was leading the big parade she looked

so proud and grand

No more tricks for Nellie to performe

They taught her how to take a bow and she tooked

to crowd by storm

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

The head of the heard was calling far far away

they meet one night in silver light

on the road to Mandaley

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

by Death Menace February 06, 2023

Elephant Flakes

The finest form of well aged ecstasy in large quantities.

After boofing all the elephant flakes I woke up in canadian sweatpants.

by Puff the magic dragon April 14, 2013