by LBOOGZNW October 8, 2020

by fr33agent July 17, 2025

Today is the day you tell your crush you like them! (If they don’t like you, they’re trash) jk, but don’t waste your time in them if they don’t!
Hey Chris, I need to tell you something
Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!
Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!
by Cap138118 May 5, 2021

Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Tell a Turtle Time is when you’re gathering with people and sharing about your day or sharing something with someone.
by thalia_ August 20, 2022

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma July 24, 2013

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
