by ChasseStraße May 08, 2022
That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025
the drive through
lets go through the visa teddy!!
wow thats one ransom spunkish word!
dude i know hella lot better than drive through!
wow thats one ransom spunkish word!
dude i know hella lot better than drive through!
by poki porcupine July 27, 2008