talking

The first thing most people do before you realize they are an idiot.

"He looked intelligent until he started to move his mouth."

by The Burninator March 9, 2004

Straight talking

A euphemism for arrogant, cocky, rude or bitchy

(Guy1 shoves over old man in the street)

Other passer by says "Hey watch where you're going buddy!! You should be more considerate"

Guy1 replies "Nobody cares what you have to say honey now run the fuck on with your ugly self"

Passer by helps old man whilst Guy1 minces away thinking "I don't take shit from nobody, I'm straight talking"

by agreeableexpression June 2, 2010

Cat-tailing

This is a practical joke where you would take a crap, then take the turd and place it on a friends or enemy's car anttena.Making sure to leaving enough room for a little of the antenna to be above the turd. Best when done in cold months that it can actually form and stay on the antenna.

Cat-tailing} - A turd on a car antenna.

by saywhat. December 7, 2011

What are you talking about?

Knowing you fucked up and is afraid to confront them about the situation one on one.

What are you talking about? I didn’t do that?

That wasn’t me I swear.
Ooop

Liar

by Oopsterpoopster December 20, 2019

Looking London, Talking Tokyo

When you get so messed up on drugs or alchohol you can't make heads or tails of the conversation. Y

"I can't understand a word Mary is saying, she is looking London, Talking Tokyo."

by C WJ July 3, 2005

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011

talking to the toilet

barfing; a euphamism for throwing your guts up

Thanks for giving me swine flu, douchebag. I was talking to the toilet all freaking day.

by ninjapprentice November 4, 2009