mall kittens

a less mean version of a mall rat. does not imtimidate the elderly or anyone else..

those mall kittens need to leave the store, even though they aren't doing anything.

by windywildy September 23, 2015

mall diving

When you go to the mall for no particular reason other than to discover see friends and hang out. Not much shopping actually gets done.

After lunch, we can head downtown... Or we can go mall diving to kill time.

by Chsklly May 18, 2016

designated mall

This is the mall that is the closest to your house. The one you visit often.

I'm going to stonecrest mall, it's only ten minutes away from my house. Discover mills is to far it's not my designated mall.

by Princessofdasouth July 30, 2016

Boulevard Mall

When you have not shaved in a long time and then you fuck a bitch

Shit Girl! What I have a Boulevard Mall! What?

by Mike , Rich February 02, 2009

pod mall

Like a stellite mall or a corner mall or mini mall.

Pod just gives more of a clustery, other worldly feel.

Like the famous line from "Bill and Teds Excellant Adventure"

"Strange things are afoot down at the Circle K"

Some of the best regional food in LA can be found at pod malls

by Silsurf June 10, 2004

kop mall

A mall in King of Prussia that rich kids from the main line go to to take instagram pictures and juul (also not rich kids from the surrounding kinda ghetto areas but not rlly ghetto lol). You might be very overwhelmed by the sheer vastness of this mall you might be able to catch a wild middle schooler hanging out at pacsun or pink. Beware of this mall on weeks before major holidays or on big sale days. If you want actual good food you have to go to the fancy food court near all the luxury brands.

PS for all the good stores go in through nordstrom

YO, do you guys wanna hang at kop mall on friday?
yeah the popular kids from bcms might be there!

Friend 1: Let's go to aerie at kop mall I need a new bra.
Friend 2: Sure we can stop in Abercrombie
Friend 1: OMG NO DIDN'T YOU WATCH SHANES NEW DOCU-SERIES

by one of the many mayas February 22, 2019

Eastland Mall

A mall that at one time didn't need new life on site, since people loved going there and skating at the ice rink. There is nothing that will replace it, no matter what gets built there now. Somebody thought it would be better if it crumbled than if it was still standing, and people allowed it to happen, the same way they did Thunder Road.

Eastland Mall didn't really need to be lost, and there's not anything they could build that would replace it. Sometimes something was already done right once, then somebody came along trying to destroy it, and it won't ever be right again, it's gone.

by Solid Mantis May 02, 2021