used tampon

the penis that lacks discipline

"I can't control my used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Tampon

A small dildo version of a pad that girls keep in their bodies for up too 8 hours a day during "that time of the month"

She shoved the pad dildo (tampon) up her vagina so she could swim

by Lamayobro March 17, 2017

with the urgency of an emergency tampon

This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW

As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"

by von groovy July 9, 2024

Tampon Wars

A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.

Hey you wanna play Tampon Wars?
HELL YEAH

by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

white tampon

When a girl has a fresh tampon in and u cum in her while he is bleeding

Hey it’s that time of month wanna try a white tampon

by Mega tits February 14, 2018

Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.

Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.

by Alaskancreampi August 22, 2023

used tampon

a penis that has been defiled by, inserted into, the orifices of more than one person, without remorse

"I'm poor! I'm a used tampon! What shall I do to fix my poor situation?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022