spider vagina

When your vagina can detach itself from your body and attach itself to a penis

Ewwwwwww, Selena has a spider vagina

by Mr.Smoov March 16, 2016

Spiderdick

When you masturbate or when pulling your dick out of her vagina and you ejaculate uncontrollably, resembling spider man shooting webs.

I just spiderdicked on the wall.

I have messed my room with my spiderdick.

by Yoraesha August 17, 2017

spider fucker

Someone who continuously says they're going to do something but doesn't. Particularly poignant in regards to the purchasing of vehicles.

Ryan that spider fucker still hasn't bought a motard.

by Cptcrob April 21, 2018

Spider Kid

A spider kid is someone in a click of spider kids at a school. Like there are the jocks and the nerds and the spider kids. There is no definition of a spider kid but you know one when you see one. Symptoms include but are not limited to: died hair, infrequent showers and passion for weird very nerdy things.

Brandon is hanging out with his spider kid friends at band rn.

by daddylvsu69 October 3, 2018

Spider fingers

Slang word for Arachnodactyly. Extremely long fingers are side effects along with long toes. Helpful power up when fingering girls and fielding in cricket.

"I wish I had spider fingers like Rick"

by no-one likes him April 18, 2019

Arse Spider

A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.

Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.

by cybertenchi May 27, 2009

Bum spider

Where a clump of poo gets stuck to your anal hair. You grab hold of said poo and pull it until it is removed. The poo takes with it a number of anal hairs during the removal which when placed in the palm of your hand looks like a spider. This is now a bum spider and can be used to chase your mates around and you will get similar reactions as if it was a normal spider.

Look at the size of this bum spider I just took out of my ass crack.

by Northern1000 January 9, 2018