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Two stepping

An individual that thinks they can fuck around.

Somebody who comes around like a joker and tries to cause a scene, alter the vibes in a nusicane/annoying type of way, a problematic individual. A cocky or overconfident individual that doesn't know how to act. An individual that throws hate or shade lowkey in a funny or sarcastic manner.
Yeah me and Jack were having a real serious conversation. All of a sudden Johnny comes around and starts two stepping acting phony being himself, fucking around snooping around joking around. Take a f*ckng hike Johnny
by therealest94 February 7, 2020
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Step-pet

The pet(s) your significant other adopted prior to you being in a relationship together.

Generally a millennial and younger term, since gen X and older have human children.
Erin already had cats with her last boyfriend, but she kept them. Now Sophie and Tigger are my Step-pets.
by Rawrxs February 28, 2023
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Lego-stepping

Making something more difficult than it already is (as used by Gerard Way, comic book writer and former lead singer of My Chemical Romance)
"Why are you Lego-stepping your way through these tax returns?"
by ScarletCyanide February 8, 2014
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Step Daddy

Dillinger always calls Oscar step daddy since Oscar and Karina (Karina is Dillinger's Mom) are dating.
Dillinger: Step Daddy can you change the rule
Oscar: uhh sure
Karina: what?
Dillinger: I don't know mommy
by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020
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stepping on a jellyfish

doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.
Don was totally stepping on a jellyfish for Janet last weekend. He ate 67 hot dogs in one sitting.
by Asynkronus January 24, 2018
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Step-embryo

When a woman gets pregnant then divorces and remarries a man with children. To the man’s children, the embryo will be known as the step-embryo.
What are you doing to me step-embryo.
What are tou doing in the shower step-embryo.
Are you stuck in the washing machine again, step embryo?
by sxcuwu May 28, 2020
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Man Step

A step which allows a man to assume a dominant and masculine role, in which one leg is raised by placing the foot on the man step. This position puts the man's crotch on display and challenges anyone present to question his dominance.
Can be used in a fatherly role to enhance authority, in the office to assume superiority or with a partner or prospective partner to show masculinity and strength.

'clean my man step bitch, its filthy!'
by Dr. Two-Step August 5, 2008
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