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Starfishing

Verb. Used to describe a Starfisher actively hunting for the Muddy Starfish.

A Starfisher is often muddy when seen by daylight having pur forth their best efforts since the crack of dawn. They steele themselves with a rock hard determination to erect themselves amongst their peers as a competent Starfisher. They Starfish to hunt the Muddy Starfish, a morsel quite difficult to poach despite any Starfishers best efforts. Upon sight of a Starfish, he will do his best to examine the animal to the best of his ability, often conducting visual and often oral examinations of the starfish doing his best not to spook it. This is because Starfish are quite contained and shy creatures by nature, often choosing to emit a stench laden secretion in order to protect itself and seem less appetizing to larger prey, often fleeing at first site of a Starfisher in their natural habitat. It is quite hard to catch a starfish, and as an old adage goes, a caught starfish was willing to be caught.

The closer cousin, the Aggressive Muddy Starfish is however quite a different animal. It pres exclusively on its lesser kin and as a general rule is avoided by a seasoned Starfisher. This is due to their penchant to bite and scratch when attacked or orientated upside down. This starfish requires special CDC authorized gear to handle safely, quickly escalating its microaggressions into full temper tantrums.
Starfishers are a snotty bunch who maybe undeservedly have a crappy job, but they sure dont take it in stride when Starfishing!
by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019
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Brown starfish

After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️

Very common to leave immediately after.
I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.
by B&B2021 July 24, 2021
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Starfish Superstar

A very small YouTuber, so small this YouTuber made his own Urban Dictionary page.
Person 1: Heard of a small channel called Starfish Superstar
Person 2: Never, one of the ones with like 100 Subcribers?
Person 1: Yeah, even less actually.
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French starfish

When you and your partner spread your butt cheeks and touch anuses in a circular motion.
I walked in on my mom and dad doing the French starfish and was scarred for life. I can still smell it
by cdbruce August 19, 2023
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chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.
I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.
by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013
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dusty starfish

Him: hey babe would you send me a pic
Her: of my dusty starfish? Sure <3
by doughnuthoee October 1, 2022
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Starfish

Verb.

Spralled out in a public space due to drug fueled euphoria
He was so high at the Widespread Panic show he starfished on the lawn
by Bumsd1 January 22, 2021
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