Greasy Starfish

The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"

"I came home last night and my partner was doing a Greasy Starfish waiting for me."

by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025

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Sea Sick Starfish

When you’re eating ass and throw up in someone’s asshole.

Friend - “I’m horny, but I just ate.”
Me - “Don’t worry, you can just hit me with that sea sick starfish.”

by The Vagician (I do Vagic) December 9, 2022

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Oliver Starfish

When a short king gets all the way into a vagina and gets into starfish position ( all four arms and legs extended) and satisfies all aspects of the vaginal walls.

After running a train, the last short king dropped an Oliver Starfish and blew us out of the water

by GONMAD May 13, 2025

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oreo starfish

cumming into a dirty asshole

Did you hear that Frank took Sally on a date and he gave her a oreo starfish at the end of the night.

by nastynikk September 21, 2020

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The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.

4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*

by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023

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