back-stalking

following the car behind you by watching their directional to see what way they will turn. makes people think they are following you. definitely entertaining when you're bored and driving around.
i was back-stalking that car until they figured it out and pulled over.
by emac March 19, 2007
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shit-stalking

(noun) Modification on "shit-talking." The act of Facebook stalking someone with a friend while simultaneously talking shit about them.
#1, while shit-stalking: Let's shit-stalk Beth. (while looking at a recent picture) She got so fucking fat in college!
by WomenOf113 December 03, 2011
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A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
by Mercenary800000 January 31, 2024
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Stalk Saturday

A new version of Follow Friday, on the Social Networking site "Twitter." This fashion was created by Twitter user @maskedscientist
Let me give a shout out to @so_n_so @jonhdoe for today's #stalksaturday. You should #stalk them. This is a "Stalk Saturday."
by mstmat September 25, 2009
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Phone stalking

The act of staring at your phone, relentlessly, hoping that it will ring. Generally, phone stalkers are hoping a SPECIFIC person will call, not just any random person. Other symptoms of phone stalking include: checking that the battery is charged, making sure the ringer is on loud enough to be heard and making random calls to your friends to make sure your service is still active.
A: Man, stop looking at your phone...
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.
by dcgrl September 25, 2011
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pussy stalking

Is when a female is stalking her ex or a guy she can't have and getting fucked by everyone she see's him socializing with.
I think Maya is pussy stalking you my guy, she's already been fucked by 3 or 4 guys you might know this week.
by StopBeingGross September 19, 2022
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Future stalking

Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment
Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.
by Miktionary February 14, 2022
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