squeef

squeef(v.) though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef.

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by jaa1988 September 15, 2011

squeege

having to pee.....maybe.....just a little bit....

"i have to take a squeege..."

by ur mom biz-witch October 7, 2006

squeege

someone who believes they're at a high position at a low paying job.
someone who will believe they're better than you because of their position at a low paying job.
someone who will do anything their boss tells them to do.

squeege - "i didn't ask you to put away everything, i told you." regular employee - "i know, you DID tell me to put away everything in a question format, but we were supposed to be doing the same thing anyways so i don't understand why you can't help me." squeege - it's because i TOLD you, do i seriously need to council you?" regular employee - " no.... i thought you would just be considerate enough to help me..." squeege - "you thought wrong, get back to work." regular employee - "wow, he's such a squeege, i don't understand why he's so strict, he's only making a dollar more than me and it's gone way above his head." regular employee's co-worker - " that guys a squeege, he'll do whatever he's told even if it's a penny more than you make as long as he's making more than you." regular employee - "oh alright, that make perfect sense taking his squeege like personality into consideration."

by jeff bridgezz June 15, 2010

Squeebie

One who enjoys the pressure jets in a hot tub just a little too much

"Bob get out of the hot tub, everyone knows you're a squeebie."

by dbug87 April 30, 2010

Squeelers

Ice Hockey Club in Sheffield, UK. Playing recreational hockey, for fun and beer.

You bunch of homoxual squeelers!

by SqueelerSteve January 8, 2009

dick squeegee

One who sucks a guy completely dry

GET AWAY GERRY!!! Your a real dick squeegee.

by Tyrone Mctwat July 2, 2009

squee

noun. Something that is really really great but really really sucks at the same time.

A person who kisses great but looks horrible. Or a horror movie that scared the crap out of you in the middle but the ending was too sappy. That's squee.

by Shmanda December 28, 2004