spunk

What comes first, the cereal or the spunk?
by sheepie2005 January 28, 2022
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chunk-and-spunk

When you're plowing someone's ass only to find a bit of shit moving about inside there as well. Not the most romantic feeling in the world.
"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."
by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017
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Spunk gurgler

Someone who uses spunk as mouth wash - common tradition in the region of Tibet, Afghanistan
The fella over there, I know for a fact he a spunk gurgler.
by WettyRats March 09, 2023
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spunk rattle

The clenched-teeth orgasmic sigh you make upon ejaculation with a partner below your usual standards.
Pulled a right munter last night, gave me a proper spunk rattle!
by Yeoballs July 05, 2022
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Unicorn spunk

Two idiotic girls who love to FaceTime and Snapchat eachother. they will always stick together in life and death and the never lie to eachother.
by Unicornspunk123 December 18, 2017
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A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK

Titanic shoyld have been a documentry abut A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK
by Bigdaddyofdick October 04, 2020
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spunk-flavored lollipop

Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).
"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010
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