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chunk-and-spunk

When you're plowing someone's ass only to find a bit of shit moving about inside there as well. Not the most romantic feeling in the world.
"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
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Trunk spunk

"damn bro im stuck in a truck"
"lmao just do a trunk spunk"
"k"
by melodicpepper October 31, 2018
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spunk mattress

A women who is spunked up by a lot of different men
by P mole December 9, 2013
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Spunk

I climaxed and my spunk went everywhere.
by otock April 2, 2023
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Spunked it

Arsenal were in great form to win the premier league this year until they Spunked it.
by Taffyrhys April 21, 2023
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spunk rattle

The clenched-teeth orgasmic sigh you make upon ejaculation with a partner below your usual standards.
Pulled a right munter last night, gave me a proper spunk rattle!
by Yeoballs July 5, 2022
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spunk-a-dunk

A full on, skillful blow job starting from flaccid & continuing all the way up to & including ejaculation without breaking contact between penis & mouth or even temporarily substituting a hand or sex toy.
My boyfriend has been particularly awesome lately, really considerate, thoughtful & loving; so I started tonight's bedroom gymnastics with a spunk-a-dunk.
by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018
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