Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.

"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."

by BigDickWillyG April 3, 2015

Penis Spaghetti

Cum in long thin strands being ejaculated on to a plate of some sorts.

“Would you like a plate os penis spaghetti?”

by Scrooble dong likes MacDondles March 1, 2019

mom's spaghetti

Homemade spaghetti, specially made by moms and stepmoms.

Nothing beats mom's spaghetti!

by Type2GenomeManiac February 7, 2022

Spaghetti straight

Spaghetti straight is when the person is straight until they are wet. When a person is generally straight but sleeps with the same gender.

- Hey I’m straight!

- Yeah until you’re wet !

Spaghetti straight.

by NotoriousN September 26, 2019

Upsetti Spaghetti

When someone is overly triggered by something or someone for no reason, or for a reason that is not only lightly infuriating.

Person 1: *Talking to friend*
Person 2: CAN YOU STOP TALKING
Person 1: Jeez you don't have to get all upsetti spaghetti

by Joel1 November 2, 2022

Spaghetti Eater

A rude compliment to give to someone. You do not want to be called a spaghetti eater! It is essentially someone who eats spaghetti.

Karl is a spaghetti eater

by Biff the cliff January 8, 2020

Spaghetti Burner

A term sometimes used to refer to an Italian-made motorcycle such as Moto Guzzi, Bimota, and, perhaps most commonly, Ducati. The term probably arose in repsonse to "Rice Burner" which refers to the more common Japanese-made sport bikes.

If it's as fast as a Suzuki, but sounds like a Harley then it's probably a Spaghetti Burner.

by Pedro Flaco February 23, 2006