Spaghetti straight

Spaghetti straight is when the person is straight until they are wet. When a person is generally straight but sleeps with the same gender.
- Hey I’m straight!

- Yeah until you’re wet !

Spaghetti straight.
by NotoriousN September 26, 2019
Get the Spaghetti straight mug.

mr spaghetti

An absolute faggot. 100% cunt. May be psychotic.
by Naynaynygga March 21, 2020
Get the mr spaghetti mug.

Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.
"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."
by BigDickWillyG April 03, 2015
Get the Cold Spaghetti mug.

Penis Spaghetti

Cum in long thin strands being ejaculated on to a plate of some sorts.
“Would you like a plate os penis spaghetti?”
Get the Penis Spaghetti mug.

Spaghetti-Os

A variant on 69 in which each partner slurps spaghetti noodles off their respective partner's genitalia. A male partner would typically have noodles wrapped around their penis, while a female partner would typically have noodles first twirled into a ball and then pressed into vagina, resting roughly halfway above surface level. If a female partner is on top for this position, the other partner should be wary of the spaghetti spilling entirely onto their face. Both shapes would resemble something like an O, hence the term "Spaghetti-Os".

WARNING: Be sure that cooked spaghetti noodles, as well as any sauces you wish to mix in, have cooled, before attempting this at home.
Partner #1: I'm hungry. Wanna have some Spaghetti-Os?
Partner #2: Sure! Let me just stretch out your dinner bowl, before we eat.
by Linguistic Jester July 16, 2017
Get the Spaghetti-Os mug.

Spaghetti Eater

A rude compliment to give to someone. You do not want to be called a spaghetti eater! It is essentially someone who eats spaghetti.
by Biff the cliff January 09, 2020
Get the Spaghetti Eater mug.

Spaghetti Burner

A term sometimes used to refer to an Italian-made motorcycle such as Moto Guzzi, Bimota, and, perhaps most commonly, Ducati. The term probably arose in repsonse to "Rice Burner" which refers to the more common Japanese-made sport bikes.
If it's as fast as a Suzuki, but sounds like a Harley then it's probably a Spaghetti Burner.
by Pedro Flaco February 21, 2006
Get the Spaghetti Burner mug.