sneeze fisting

Popular among paddle ball players, sneeze fisting is used as a warm up before the big game. Upon sneezing the fist is inserted.

The paddle ball team players lined up to get ready for their sneeze fistings.

by Bagelmuncher2000 February 10, 2025

Sneeze and squeeze

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.

Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.

by Laura is dumb October 4, 2021

blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020

unicorn sneeze

Another word for the combination of ejaculating and the cum produced with it.

"He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".

by LaxTerry24 December 18, 2017

Sneeze Thief

One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.

You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.

by Pancho Rodriguez September 7, 2021

Not to be sneezed at

not to be rejected without careful consideration; worth having or taking into account.

a saving of $550 was not to be sneezed at

by Arminkshipper July 26, 2024

Sneeze

A really mad cough

*Sneezes* "Excuse me" "Bro that just blew up my neighborhood."

by ImSlowlyGoingInsaneThanks2Adds May 5, 2024