smelly bum face

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy

Jude is a smelly bum face

by Bobson69 April 19, 2018

smelly David

A young fellow, a teen by the name of David, who does not ever take the time to shower or apply any sort of odor that will make him smell appealing. For some reason though 8lbs pounds of gel seems to be the appropriate amount to put in his hair. Nobody's how but for some reason there is a perfect example of this in quincy that somehow has a girlfriend

John: "Yo huge fucking party tonight"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"

by Nigleteers May 6, 2017

Smelly bottoms

Anything from the waist down that stanks

A guy was sitting on the bus and when he got up all you smell smelly bottoms.

by The angry trucker 18 October 19, 2018

smelly bastard

A boy who is very smelly

Hey don’t go near smelly bastard
He stinks

by Abcdefgihateu March 7, 2020

Smelly Josephine

When you shit on 10 £50 notes, then shove them down somebody's crevice. Then you ram it up the man's arse with an object of interest.

"That boy is such a twat, I'm going to give him a Smelly Josephine later."

by haha ye man November 9, 2020

Smelly homo

A smelly homo that sucks pee pee everyday named Jolten

1st person: Hey dude the other day I saw Jolten sucking everyone’s pee pee in the locker room.
2nd person: Damn he a smelly homo XD.

by Mr.Caca October 25, 2018

smelly updog

When your coworkers have nothing better to do than to make fun of you because their wives got em simpin'

A) do you love the smell of updog

B) What's updog

A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck

he is a smelly updog

by Stephenbechara February 29, 2024