shotgun skeet

noun • an action occuring through an eccentric orgasm in which the eruption of the ejaculate was so powerful that it killed the individual into whom it was shot, mimicking a shotgun spray

Jack: Yo, I let out a shotgun skeet and killed my girlfriend Emilia last night while we were bangin’. It’s not like it mattered she was just a woman.

Jason: Oh shit, that’s not good. How’d you hide the body?

Jack: I just tossed it out my window lol. Who gives a fuck?

Jason: Yea true.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018

Skeet slap

Based on the term "skeet", which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of slapping a sheet, piece of clothing, or other absorbent material down on the skin that has been skeeted upon. The semen then acts as an adhesive, holding the material to the skin and leaving even bolder evidence of one's conquest.

"Man, she said she wouldn't swallow, so I busted a nut on her forehead and skeet-slapped her with my sock."

by Danny Seven October 24, 2004

Skeet Shields

Large lense sunglasses worn by females that are quite effective in blocking jizz or a stray load to the eyes.

Paris Hilton's skeet shields prevented her from getting skeet skeet in her eyes.

by NoleRalph October 25, 2008

eye skeet

When your snake gets too excited and shoots out a poor girls retina

Boy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Girl: Oh fuck I think you blinded me
Boy: No, don't worry its just a little Eye Skeet.

by NinjaKilla December 30, 2005

skeet crown

To make a tiara out of love juice on your bitch's head

As in: Mimi recieved a skeet crown...twice.

by stitch a bitch August 30, 2008

Skeet Beat

The act of ejaculating to the beat of a song.

The skeet beat at the end of the music video: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi

by Harrison M. October 24, 2006

skeet nuggets

Those 2 things hangin that produce Da SKEET!!

Man, after a good donkey punch, I like to tbag my girlfriend, and drop my skeet nuggets right on her forehead.

by PiMPSKiLLET January 11, 2009