Sheldon

That one whitewashed black friend that refuses to admit his more white than black and gets tight when told his white

(white) Friend: "Yo dawg what u tryina grub on

Sheldon: "I'd be down for a salad"
(white) Friend: "Yooooo Sheldon, ur more white than I am I wouldn't even get a salad"
Sheldon: "chill yo I'm dark skin hood nigga."

by RealSlime24 November 1, 2019

John Shields

A man with a massive cock. Be a John Shields.

John Shields made me cum hard with his massive cocker.

by FettiWillfredo March 6, 2022

shildz

A term used for people who are pretty much dope ass motha fuckas

"Tim:Woah! look at that guy!"
"John:Yeah! That guy is definatly a shildz!"

by Semaus McTiernan August 12, 2006

Shildoe

A dildo covered in shit mostly because it's used for anal satisfaction.

Shildoe- "Damn i found jims mom's shildo, that thing is covered in shit like a chocolate covered pretzel!"

by Fred in red August 22, 2008

Riot Sheild User

Someone with a penis so small it's microscopic.

This is a fucking riot sheild user!

by CornHub.Com/LiveCams June 15, 2021

joel sheldon

very sexy person

hi sexy joel sheldon

by leejay123eaq46 June 6, 2022

Pulling A Sheldon

when a boyfriend is "talking" to a girl that isn't his girlfriend

girlfriend: "Oh my god! my boyfriend is cheating on me! look at the texts he sent to this other girl!"

friend: "wow, that bitch pulling a sheldon."

by boompowlala November 28, 2012