A phrase you say after you fart in order to protect yourself from the infamous doorknob call. If you fart and don't say safety before someone says doorknob, they're allowed to beat the living shit out of you until you touch a doorknob.
by Prokaryotic Penguin May 20, 2020
Get the Safetymug. An obviously incorrect attempt at typing a questionably difficult word to ensure spell check verification.
1: I read your correspondence. corsersrf
2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss
(:safety spell)
2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss
(:safety spell)
by Il8694 December 12, 2015
Get the safety spellmug. Hym "You are violating my rights because you are vaguely concerned for your safety. The only lesson to be learned here is that you don't actually care about anything in a deontological capacity. You don't agree on rights and you're desperate power hungry people who only care about imposing you will on others. Die faster."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
Get the Safetymug. Safety dibs shotgun is a tool used to claim your position in the front seat. This tool must be heard by the driver and expires after 5 minutes.
Not to mention, the abbreviation "sds" is not permitted as it does not follow the code of conduct. Failure to comply results in 1 week ban from shotgun
Not to mention, the abbreviation "sds" is not permitted as it does not follow the code of conduct. Failure to comply results in 1 week ban from shotgun
Driver: who’s got shotgun
Person 1: SDS
person 2: Sorry that don’t count bro
Person 2: Safety dibs shotgun
Driver: it’s finish🙅 ♂️
Person 1: SDS
person 2: Sorry that don’t count bro
Person 2: Safety dibs shotgun
Driver: it’s finish🙅 ♂️
by poor kid 53 January 3, 2024
Get the Safety dibs shotgunmug. by Thog3.2 October 7, 2017
Get the Safety Scissorsmug. by kidtrovert November 6, 2018
Get the safetymug. normally used between a tight friend group, a COS is basically where you all agree to keep certain things in between yourselves
by no que no October 13, 2019
Get the circle of safetymug.