sad cutie

A Sad Cutie is someone who is beautiful but clearly sad. They are so beautiful and interesting you can’t get your eyes off them. They are someone where who just want to hug them and protect them from sadness.

Taylor: Look at that cutie on the bleachers! I think he is sad.
Marina: Yeah he is a Sad Cutie

Marina: Isn’t he just so beautiful and interesting?

by ShawnXmarina October 27, 2018

Sad Cnhh

Meaning extreme sadness while remaining lighthearted.

My like is so sad cnhh.

by WotsitDude69 August 11, 2021

Hunger Sadness

When your lack of food has caused you to become sad and self-loathing or mournful. Can be cured by eating food and doing something you like to do.

JEFF: Oh, hey, dude, you seem a bit down! Are you okay?
MACK: Yeah, I've just got Hunger Sadness. Could you pass me the chips? I'm starving and I hate myself..

by SquiuqS December 21, 2016

Sad Horny

The sad yet horny feeling sometimes acquired from drinking while feeling down or numb.

I had a few at the local watering hole, now I’m sad horny.

by Moonputty February 3, 2023

sad napkin

The grool and jizz-encrusted fast food napkin often found on the floor mat the morning after disappointing car sex.

I was taking my mother to brunch this morning and was hoping she didn't ask about sad napkin on the passenger seat floor.

by rugbykiltman November 13, 2022

Sad Archie

A reference from the popular space game, Endless Sky, "Sad Archie" is a reference for when a band intentionally finishes a big concert with one of their slower songs, with the intent being to calm down a chaotic crowd. This can help prevent overly-excited fans from releasing their energy in potentially destructive ways. A Sad Archie typically utilizes a slow mellow song written to inspire a melancholy feeling, either by its prose or by its melody. Often both.

In the game Endless Sky, Sad Archie is a song played by the aptly named band "There Might Be Riots" at the end of each concert to prevent damage to public property.

"I went to the AC/DC concert last night and they totally pulled a Sad Archie. Their last song was Ride On and by the end I was in tears."

by ClivetheRock July 6, 2023

Sad Saltine

A hand job given using tears as lube, culminating disparagingly in her mouth.

Hey man how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I convinced her to do a sad saltine even though her dog died.

by Keystoned4 September 7, 2018