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Runner's Tumor

This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.
Oh for fuck's sake - said Einstein - my Runner's Tumor is trashing my brain again!
by breadakita December 21, 2020
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Blade Runner

1. A film released at the year 1982. The plot follows Rick Deckard, a "blade runner", returns to his job for him to "retire" a group of replicants. Directed by Ridley Scott. Starring Harrison Ford as Deckard. It is also well-known for being a cult classic and it's 7 versions. A sequel, named Blade Runner 2049, was released on 2017. Starring Ryan Gosling in the lead role and Harrison Ford returning as Deckard.

2. A special police force that are assigned to "retire" (kill) replicants. They are similar to bounty hunters.
"That Blade Runner movie was so cool! I was so impressed at the visuals even it was made before."
by Mr. Vertigo November 13, 2021
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The Marathon Runner

A sex position where you do a bump of cocaine off of your partner's ass and then fuck them doggy style.
Last night was crazy bro, I finally did The Marathon Runner with Jessica.
by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021
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Dirt runner

by Hookar July 20, 2021
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Fore Runner

The Fore Runner is a sexual position in which the man wrecks the woman’s vagina, falls asleep while his penis is still inside of her, and they roll off the bed.
Scott: Hey Travis, what happened.

Travis: Me and Rose were fucking and I rolled off the bed, fucking Fore Runner.
by BullFrawg August 7, 2021
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runners missile

when you’re fucking a girl and you pull out and run to the other end of the room to full torque run and dive into her vagina
“yo bro, i hit this girl with the runners missile last night, had to carry her to her car”
by crapped August 28, 2021
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Forrest Gump Runner

A person who is some times typically "homeless" or skips/runs to another city or town and camps for awhile then moves on.

(Aka like "Forrest Gump"....when he ran across the country except a lot slower and homeless.)
Hmmmm...I think I seen that homeless "Forrest Gump Runner" back in Athens not 50 miles from here a week ago.
by Joan-Nation June 24, 2021
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