Square Root of Jack Shit

Absolutely Nothing. See Square Root of Fuck-All , Square Root of Sweet Fuck All and fuck-all squared.

"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.

by [e-mail] April 30, 2016

Square Root of Fuck-All

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Fuck-All Squared

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

2 root 2

--Verb--

(subject)^2√2

To raise one to the 2(root)2 power. It comes from the mathematical expression - the square root of 2, multiplied by 2.---(2√2) By raising a person to the 2root2, you put them to sleep. This action is specifically performed by foreign math teachers with heavy accents who repeat the phrase over and over again in a monotone, putting the person to sleep.

Note: this phrase is often spelled 2 rrrrroot 2,,,,notice there are multiple R's,,this puts more emphasis on the European accent.

Student 1: (sleeping)

Student 2: "Damn!!! She just raised yo ass to the 2 root 2!!!

by jjj85 April 5, 2010

root beer float

To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.

This guy I picked up last night had a dirty asshole, so I gave him a rootbeer float.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

Cincinnati Root Beer Float

When a man shoots his load in a soft drink, preferrably root beer, and someone else drinks it.

Jamie: Boy, it sure is hot today.
Randell: How about I make you a Cincinnati Root Beer Float?
Jamie: Jeez, that would sure hit the spot!

by greasy_jesus April 4, 2009

the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008