Square Root of Jack Shit

"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.
by ARazgriz25@gmail.com April 30, 2016
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Square Root of Fuck-All

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
mugGet the Square Root of Fuck-Allmug.

2 root 2

--Verb--

(subject)^2√2

To raise one to the 2(root)2 power. It comes from the mathematical expression - the square root of 2, multiplied by 2.---(2√2) By raising a person to the 2root2, you put them to sleep. This action is specifically performed by foreign math teachers with heavy accents who repeat the phrase over and over again in a monotone, putting the person to sleep.

Note: this phrase is often spelled 2 rrrrroot 2,,,,notice there are multiple R's,,this puts more emphasis on the European accent.
Student 1: (sleeping)

Student 2: "Damn!!! She just raised yo ass to the 2 root 2!!!
by jjj85 April 5, 2010
mugGet the 2 root 2mug.

root beer float

To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.
This guy I picked up last night had a dirty asshole, so I gave him a rootbeer float.
by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
mugGet the root beer floatmug.
im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework
by gaw and loz April 18, 2008
mugGet the the square root of bugger allmug.
When a man shoots his load in a soft drink, preferrably root beer, and someone else drinks it.
Jamie: Boy, it sure is hot today.
Randell: How about I make you a Cincinnati Root Beer Float?
Jamie: Jeez, that would sure hit the spot!
by greasy_jesus April 4, 2009
mugGet the Cincinnati Root Beer Floatmug.
im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework
by gaw and loz April 18, 2008
mugGet the the square root of bugger allmug.

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