Rocky Mountain Log Jam

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd

Me and the wife did a Rocky Mountain Log Jam last night. It was so hot!

by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025

Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy

When Partner 1 force feeds Partner 2 enough moonshine for them to pass out, then Partner 1 inserts Partner 2’s smart phone into Partner 2’s ass while recording. The footage is then uploaded to Partner 2’s social media.

“Yeah Derek gave me a Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy last night and the footage gave my grandmother a stroke. Hell of a family reunion though.”

by ShaftCraft43 March 4, 2021

Rocky Mountain express

A Willy Wonka Special that is performed west of the Rocky Mountains

Good lord, Will gave me a Rocky Mountain Express and it was NOT my cup of tea

by DillyDerk June 17, 2021

Rocky Balboa

When a woman is giving head and takes the load in her mouth; spits it into her hand and then smacks the man with it.

She gave him the best head of his life then a food rocky balboa for a job well done.

by Sheffy88 September 16, 2020

Rocky

Rocky is a person you can always trust. He is a person who you will instantly fall in love with. He is loving, sweet and caring when you get to know him. Although he has a rude side and always has an opinion! He is very smart aswell. He is sexy, cute, hot and totally lovable! He is also an insane kisser and is icredible at doing the dirty.

I love Rocky

by Pencilsarecool December 13, 2021

Rocky Load

The act of performing a blow job while rock climbing. (Belayer to climber or vice versa).

I gave him the hottest rocky load at Reimer's ranch yesterday after he climbed a super sick 5.12c.

by MBClimbin January 22, 2014

chicken parm from rockys

The greatest sandwich ever. dsi shares it jman eats some of it. its beautiful

yo dsi! hit me up with half that chicken parm from rockys

by anonomously jman August 16, 2010