pitched

-Aroused
-Erect
-Boner
-Hard

I was pitched when I saw you naked.

by T-Monique December 31, 2007

if there's grass on the pitch you can play

Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.

Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."

by Bob Sider August 17, 2006

love patch

(n) The part of a man's(or woman's) beard that grows in just below the bottom lip. Known as a love patch for its obvious advantages in administering oral sex to women.

She writhed in pleasure as his love patch on her lips.

by Don Wilson December 2, 2003

Pitch/card game

high/low/jack and game rules

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

grow a patch of hair

Saying to describe a man's lack of balls- no hair on ass.

afraid to address your boss grow a patch of hair

by Bennie M May 28, 2008

If you ever step on my patch...

The pre-text to a phrase threatening anyone who 'steps on your patch'.

Person 1: Hey can I step on your patch?
Person 2:If you ever step on my patch... I'll bring you down, I'll bring you down...

Also the only lyrics to a song by Jim Noir, and music used in the video game Little Big Planet.

by Ratman93 May 16, 2011

tent-pitcher

(n.) A great idea, enticing enough to induce an erection just by thinking about it.

"Oh, man! I just got a tent-pitcher!"

by MFT May 28, 2005