puke septor

Term used to describe a cigarette to someone not blinded by addiction.

Look at that piece of white trash with a puke septor hanging out of his face.

by Joe January 2, 2005

Pukeahontas

That friend that everybody has that is fond of getting sick everywhere after a night out, usually in places such as baths, shoes and even fridges.

Holy shit man, Andrew was totally hammered last night. He came home at 5am, woke up everybody in the house, puked in the bath and the sink in MY bathroom, and even left a trail leading all the way back to his bed. His new name is Pukeahontas

by Zinedinemclovin April 11, 2011

verbal puke

A very disgusting series of words.

guy 1: Yeah, and then she puked in the guys mouth and then the guy ate it and then he puked and then h-

guy 2: Ugh, theres verbal puke all over me now...thanks

by that guy who gave you this definition January 13, 2008

boner puke

A notion in which a male's genital is fully aroused and ready for excreation. Your "boner" "puke" is this white, sticky substance that generally will be skeeted onto preferably a face or towel or into something. It is possible to recieve boner puke or to make yours or someone elses boner puke.

Cum'on guys! You can do it, make your boner puke. Work hard and leave it all on the floor!

by Alec "SWAN" Trierweiler December 10, 2007

puke on shit

when two bad things happen to compound one another. Like if you see shit and it makes you puke. When things are already going bad and something comes along and makes it worse. Can be an action of puking on shit. Like kicking someone while they are down.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash, Puke on shit man.

I was depressed and you just puked on my shit.

by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008

you've been poked

Used when the girl and you are ever going to see her again. The next day is still sleeping and your "ready to go again" so you sneak it and take it nice and slow to prevent from waking up the lady then you leave the message on the door.

"The other day I woke up beside this girl and when I was at my friends place so I had some fun and left my calling card, YOU'VE BEEN POKED."

by Actualcarrot July 12, 2006

piked

wen u get beten up by a pikey bcoz u slept wiv his mum

ha ha u got piked

by mich March 10, 2004