Pounding Off

To masturbate to lose those unwanted pounds.

person 1: Hector is looking thinner i wonder how he lost
all that weight?

person 2: personally i think hes been pounding off

by Horror Hey March 17, 2008

Pound Shop Gangster

Pound Shop Gangster

This term is used to describe scum (typically of the English scally kind) who think they are something they're not. They think they have status and/or impact on the world... when, in reality, they are about as commanding as a Pound Shop. They are, Pound Shop Gangsters.

Haha you're just a fucking pound shop gangster

by Reynolds, Paul October 26, 2004

pound your ass

A threat or an expression of desire. Pound your ass can be both simultaneously

1. Dad's going to pound your ass when he sees the bumper on the Mustang!
2. I like {big butts} and I can not lie, I'm going to pound your ass and make you cry...

by Global Feats May 6, 2016

Pound Cake Napoleon

The act of inserting portion's of a midget's body into the anus. Perhaps even the whole midget if possible.

She's been looking for a midget willing to pound cake Napoleon her.

by m0nkie February 20, 2005

turd pounder

One who bangs other dudes in the cornhole.

I bet that guy over there trying on dresses is a turd pounder!

by FSU Dork August 25, 2007

pounding blow

The act of snorting a large amount of cocaine. Often followed by a particularly nasty nosebleed.

Person A: Hey, you up for a wake-and-bake?

Person B: Yeah, that sounds nice, but I like to start my day pounding blow.

Person A: Damn cokeheads...

by Chik'N'Stu November 19, 2009

Pound Worthy

something that is worth beating off to.

God damn, that girl is pound worthy.

by mudmonster November 19, 2009