Jimmy preece

A short little shot who thinks he’s hard

Jimmy preece likes saying “that’s child abuse”

by Why do so many people use this May 16, 2021

Johnathan prayer

A very bald tall and hot dude. He is an amazing friend and actor. Johnathan is my best friend.

Johnathan prayer is a Abellas best friend.

by Special guy ;) March 16, 2022

Asr prayer

The asr prayer prayed just after noon it's the 3rd of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the asr prayer has 4 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the 3rd and 4th prayed silently.

Ahmed: did you go for the asr prayer today?

Ali: yes, the mosque was full of people today.

by MORBINON III June 16, 2022

The Precession Controversy

This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.

The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.

by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022

Klevis Prebeza

The fairytale known as ''Klevis Prebreza'' is feared by nations. It was said that his presence could exterminate entire villages, and his body was invincible to any weapon forged by man. He can seem autistic at first but if you're close enough with him , you'll know his menace and unstoppable attitude. He is also feared from his overwhelming manipulation, to the point that he convinced Enver Hoxha to be the person he was. He isn't naive but he wont stop executing his enemies and doing what's right for humanity.

'' Klevis Prebeza ? Yes, He was the one who told Vienna Academy of Fine Arts to reject Adolf Hitler''

by samusaram April 6, 2023

Child Predetor

1.a catholic priest

2.a minor that rapes people

3.some middle aged person (typically a man) that wants sex from minors

a white van with a catholic priest drives in front of 2 minors

catholic priest: Hey kids if you come in this nice van i will help you get your sins forgiven (for a price) and give you candy and alcohol

minor 1: No thanks

minor 2: Ya we are good, our parents tell use to beware of catholic priests because they could be a child predetor

by I like cat September 21, 2023

Legal Precedent

Good. Good... I mean my whole thing is peripheral culpability. It's like my whole thing.

Hym "Now (thanks to the new legal precedent) I'll be able to link the likely but preventable child murder that will happen EXPLICITLY AS THE RESULT of a targeted harassment campaign and the public theft of the solution to the current iteration of A.I. and link it to these piece of shit self-help YouTubers... And HOPEFULLY... I can detroy their lives from the grave... And then they kill themselves. It's a win-win"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024