Poon-Bulge

When a woman's grotesque amount of fat in her lower stomach area bulges through pants or jeans so far, that it looks like that area of her body is swollen, and is no doubt covering her vagina. The absolute doublechin of stomachs.

Dude 1: "Man, her Poon-Bulge was so huge, that I had to LIFT that flap just to get in there and get some last night! Serious tubster."

Dude 2: "Bro, that's gross. I can't believe you hooked up with that. Horndog."

by jayfreshh May 13, 2010

anti poon

1. someone who is gay (homosexual)
2. a guy who doesn't like pussy or vagina

"That keller kid is a fucking anti poon qweer!!"

"dude, are you anti poon?"

by henry!!durr March 13, 2009

poon chow

To engage a feast upon a woman's poon; to chow box; the act of enjoying the bounty of a woman; excited cunnilingus

Tommy was so taken by the sight of the half naked Sally, that he ripped off her panties and began a full on poon chow that lasted for 3 hours.

by Mayor Muro November 16, 2005

poon hound

See twat hound. A playboy.

That ol poon hound can't keep himself out of the ol stinkbox.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

POON MILK

YOOOH that shits soooo YUMMMMY!! its better then whip cream... just loook at that shittt..dayyyummmm....

YOOOH babbby...i wanna cup of that POON MILK...extra ccreammm:o :p

by POON JAB January 17, 2009

Poon Storm

1. Instantaneous time period were bust of internet traffic and congestion is caused by people simultaneously searching the internet for pornography.

2. A mass arrival of sexually prime members of the opposite sex.

We had problems surfing the net last night as there was a massive Poon Storm around 10PM EST.

by Fred Denny September 15, 2004

Poon Night

saturday night when you try to get poon

That girl wants my nuts, too bad its not poon night

by Don Faith June 11, 2006