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Poon-Bulge

When a woman's grotesque amount of fat in her lower stomach area bulges through pants or jeans so far, that it looks like that area of her body is swollen, and is no doubt covering her vagina. The absolute doublechin of stomachs.
Dude 1: "Man, her Poon-Bulge was so huge, that I had to LIFT that flap just to get in there and get some last night! Serious tubster."

Dude 2: "Bro, that's gross. I can't believe you hooked up with that. Horndog."
by jayfreshh May 13, 2010
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anti poon

1. someone who is gay (homosexual)
2. a guy who doesn't like pussy or vagina
"That keller kid is a fucking anti poon qweer!!"

"dude, are you anti poon?"
by henry!!durr March 13, 2009
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poon chow

To engage a feast upon a woman's poon; to chow box; the act of enjoying the bounty of a woman; excited cunnilingus
Tommy was so taken by the sight of the half naked Sally, that he ripped off her panties and began a full on poon chow that lasted for 3 hours.
by Mayor Muro November 16, 2005
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poon hound

That ol poon hound can't keep himself out of the ol stinkbox.
by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004
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POON MILK

YOOOH that shits soooo YUMMMMY!! its better then whip cream... just loook at that shittt..dayyyummmm....
YOOOH babbby...i wanna cup of that POON MILK...extra ccreammm:o :p
by POON JAB January 17, 2009
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poon prune

A poon prune is when someones hand looks pruney like it's been soaked in water for too long after he or she has fingered someone repetitively. Hence, the word poon as in poon tang instead of vagina or pussy, since it rhymes with prune.
His girlfriend was definitely happy by the look of that poon prune right hand.
by tehalikat January 8, 2009
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Poon Storm

1. Instantaneous time period were bust of internet traffic and congestion is caused by people simultaneously searching the internet for pornography.

2. A mass arrival of sexually prime members of the opposite sex.
We had problems surfing the net last night as there was a massive Poon Storm around 10PM EST.
by Fred Denny September 15, 2004
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