Peter Patty

When you cum and or gizz on your hand and smack some poor person in the face.
Last night Mike was sleeping so I gave him a big Peter Patty.
by Aaron Kunkel December 23, 2006
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Peter Goodend

Possibly one of the greatest and most influential musicians of the century. He is commonly refered to as a "fatalista", someone who writes with recurring themes of death, sorrow, and a tone of cynicism.
"Hey, do you like Peter Goodend's new song he uploaded on to soundcloud?"

"Does the Pope shit in the woods!?"
*Jumps in the air and starts singing 'Jardín'*
by Charles E. Smith April 22, 2013
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Decimeter peter

An abnormally small penis.
Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."

by chubblywubbly April 18, 2009
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Peter Totter

A threesome position with at least two men where they grab each other forearms doing a push and pull motion to create the back and forth motion for the third party in the middle.
Clayton and Logan had an amazing weekend running the Peter Totter on Carlos.
by JoonMoon April 14, 2021
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peter smith

the sexist man that mankind has made he is the best human and never rages on any game everyone worships this man
peter smith is the sexist man lmao
by gfswfjdsofd May 21, 2020
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Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.
Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!
by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016
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Peter McWilliams

Peter McWilliams was a best-selling author, with cool titles such as "Do It! Let's Get Off our Buts." In later years he was a medical marijuana activist. Some feel the government killed him when he was disallowed marijuana to treat his AIDS and Cancer. He died at the early age of 50.
"Keep your goals away from the trolls." - Peter McWilliams
by PetersAngel April 07, 2013
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