Weekend routine

Friday: smoke a little with the boys

Saturday: Huge rip at the crib, barn gets mucked
Sunday: Football with the boys

Girlfriend: You around this weekend?
Me: Sorry, weekend routine comes first

by robinsm20 April 25, 2019

weekend rooter

A man who constantly gets a root every weekend. Usually he’s desperate as and finds the girls at the night clubs

E.g Dylan is a weekend rooter

“Hey wanna come home with the weekend rooter”
“What’s that 10 weeks in a row Dylan you weekend rooter”

by pretty boy hype beast April 6, 2024

Weekend Slama Jama

The act of ramping up and or accelerating results,performance or outcome. A noticeable increase towards a strong finish.

"That frigging Hynes always waits until Friday to lay the smackdown on us all! His weekend slama jamaz are simply untouchable. I don't even know why we try.. "

by Frank n bens December 9, 2022

Walleye Weekend

This is a great festival with awesome safety procedures. Would make a great insurance risk!!

Wow! I am glad we insured Walleye Weekend. We made a good profit.

by Insurance Guru.com.biz.org December 20, 2016

kentucky weekender

Blasting some kind of inhalant/propellant urethrally into ones bladder, then orgasmically air pissing it into one huffers lungs to create an erotic walking on sunshine experience.

get some duster with the redstraw so its easier to do a kentucky weekender with that huffslut.
i orgasmed after i loaded a kentucky weekender last night, it was pure magic!

by TakoTulpa November 20, 2023

weekend afterglow

Minor changes to physical appearance when you come into work on Monday. You may have gotten a haircut, a tan, or look a bit hungover.

Brian: I'm going to turn the other lights on.
Jay: No keep them off, I don't want everyone to see my weekend afterglow.

by poops-mc-gee June 20, 2016

Weekend Wacked

To be so exhausted by the weekend, that you are too tired to have fun and party

Man it was such a tough work week...I’m totally ‘Weekend Wacked’ !

by JRTheSuperstar January 26, 2018