Future Shuffle

The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.

Used mainly for fun

Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out

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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..

by Overnewton l June 16, 2019

Chinese shuffle

A man, with pants around his ankles, and a fabulous erection, being led by his member to the bedroom.

Always remember Marty's Chinese shuffle. He shook it around.

by NotMe1984 October 28, 2015

uncomfortable shuffle

When a female is try to take her bra in the middle of a group of people without being noticed.

I was wondering why my date was doing the uncomfortable shuffle in the middle of the bar until she threw her bra at my face.

by OpusX June 11, 2023

Seabag Shuffle

To carry ones belongings in a seabag from barracks room to barracks room in a seabag.

Hey man I made that Seabag Shuffle we had to change barracks rooms after my roommate had bedbugs.

by Jimmy403 June 06, 2019

Shuffle Whiplash

Hearing two extremely different generas of music back to back, most commonly in a randomized playlist

"Dude, I had this playlist going, and it played Barry Manilow and then Motorhead."
"Sounds like you've got Shuffle Whiplash."

by Accidental Cosmonaut March 17, 2018

Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.

Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.

by Chriscape April 16, 2020

sis shuffle

the sis shuffle is what you do during the add/drop period. when a class is coming up, you drop it on the sis (student information services) website and add another class that met yesterday, prolonging the beginning-of-semester itis.

"are you coming to math?"
"fuck that, sis shuffle"

by fat mels May 09, 2010